======== Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [NAS] info Something Happens! part 1 From: sailormercury@ncx.com (Mizuno Ami) Date: Sat, 02 Nov 1996 07:55:12 GMT Today on North American Scouts: It's Halloween! Time for tricks and treats, but the tricks get out of hand when Sailor Nova and Sailor Aurora go up against a gang of teenage punks and later some sort of nut woman. Do you know who she is? Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The concepts of Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts belong to Naoko Takeuchi. Please don't sue me. I have no money. This story, Tasia, Sailor Nova, Nina, Brenna and Sailor Aurora are (c) 1996 by me. You can archive or distribute this so long as nothing is changed or deleted and no profit is being made. sailormercury@ncx.com renee@ncx.com _ _ I ( \/ ) Impulse, U2, \ / Sailor Moon, \/ Orson Scott Card ======== Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon Subject: [NAS] Something Happens! Shock! Amaze! part 1 From: sailormercury@ncx.com (Mizuno Ami) Date: Sat, 02 Nov 1996 07:55:43 GMT *****Persona Productions and ScoutWerks are proud to present***** *****North American Scouts vol 1***** Something Happens!! Shock! Amaze! by Sailor Quicksilver (sailormercury@ncx.com) ***** Brenna walked out from her bedroom. "Hey, Mom?" "Yes?" Her mother stopped dusting her Beatles memorabilia and looked up. "Thanks! I'm meeting Tasia and I'll be back around 1." "What?" "We're going trick-or-treating. Bye, Mom." ***** "Trick or Treat!!" "Hi, Brenna." Tasia's sister Nina opened the door, with her face painted white and her lips and eyes edged in black. Her straight black hair was hanging down past her hips and her long black dress swept the floor. "Hey, Nina. When are you getting dressed for the party?" "Funny. Tasia's upstairs." Brenna headed upstairs to her friend's room. As she stepped through the door, Brenna stopped in surprise. "You redecorated again, huh?" Tasia's walls were painted bright purple. Her bed had been replaced with a futon, and her beat up old dresser had been traded in for a chest of drawers from the Salvation Army. The only thing that hadn't changed were the many piles of homework, foreign language books, and back issues of various tabloids. "Enough with the exposition already." Tasia turned to Brenna, "Are you ready to go?" "Sure. What's your brilliant idea for costumes?" "Two words. 'Make Up'" "Models?" "No, ditz-girl. Sailor scouts!" "Tasia, you must be kidding." An orange cat, whom those of you who read part two will recognize as Celeste, pushed her way out from under a pile of camoflage shirts and ratty jeans. "That's not a good idea, you know." "It's a great idea," Tasia defended. "We'll dress in black for mis- chiefing, and transform on top. We won't ever have to come home and change!" "Fine. I'm going back to sleep." Celeste headed back towards the clothes pile. Tasia picked up a black hooded sweatshirt and tossed it to Brenna. "C'mon, It's getting late." ***** Sailors Nova (Tasia) and Aurora (Brenna) snuck out the third floor window of Tasia's house and jumped to the ground. "I could get used to this," Sailor Aurora said as she landed nimbly on the ground. "I wish I could get used to this," muttered Sailor Nova, twisting her ankle. "Why do I have heels and you get flats? This is stupid." "It was your idea. Come on. Here's your bag." ***** "Look! There's guys out toilet papering already. It's only 6:30." "Hehe. Brenna, I've got a brilliant idea." "What is it? Hey, Sailor Nova, wait up!!" But Sailor Nova was already ahead of her, stepping out of the shadows. The four boys dressed in black, and looking about 17 yuears old, turned to our heroines. "Hey, look, some trick-or-treaters. Got any candy for us?" "Hey, @$$holes, I am Sailor Nova, and you are fried! Nova Star Explosion!" Sailor Nova thrust her hands out in front of her, a ball of gold energy forming around them. Suddenly and without warning the energy shot out at the nearest punk, knocking him back into a fence. He got up quickly and ran off with his pals. "All right! Jackpot!" Sailor Nova declared as she surveyed the left behind supplies: two duffel bags full of "supplies," and three trick or treat bags half full of candy. The candy they left by the side of the road. "The toilet paper is ours." "Oh, nice, Nova. Can we go trick or treating now?" ***** "Avon calling" Sailor Nova muttered under her breath. Then the door was opened by a young woman with dark hair, wearing a skirt and a purple sweater. "TRICK OR TREAT!!" "Well well, more trick-or-treaters. What are you two supposed to be?" "We're Sailor Scouts. I'm Sailor Nova!" "And I'm Sailor Aurora!" "What do you do for your trick?" "Aurora Lights Flash!" A series of brightly colored lights filled the room. "Augh! My eyes, my eyes! The tears will make my mascara run!" "Um sorry ma'am. It'll wear off in a minute. In the meantime, my friend and I will help ourselves to the candy. Where's the candy?" "There is no candy, 'Sailor Aurora,' and your fake Scout costumes won't help you now. Rubeus knows there are no scouts in America, making Crystal Scranton points ripe for the taking. Once we're conquered all the crystal points here, Crystal Tokyo in the future will fall without its industrial ally. Then Rubeus and I will get married and we'll live happily ever after." Sailor Nova looked at her strangely for a moment and said, "You're not well, are you?" to be continued in "Something Happens! Shock! Amaze!" part 2 ---------------------------------------- Previously on the North American Scouts: Sailors Nova and Aurora (Tasia and Brenna, respectively) went trick-or- treating, defeated toilet paperers, and picked up a bag full of toilet paper, shaving cream and eggs. Then they continued gathring candy, only to be captured and imprisoned in the basement by a familiar vilainess. *****Persona Productions and ScoutWerks are proud to present***** *****North American Scouts vol 1***** Something Happens!! Shock! Amaze! pt. 2 by Sailor Quicksilver (sailormercury@ncx.com) ***** Sailor Nova turned to Sailor Aurora. "So now what?" Sailor Aurora answered, "Well, I've got a plan. First we--" She was interrupted by Sailor Nova, who shhed her and turned, then turned her head to the ceiling. "Do you mind? This is private." Oh, come on. I'm the author. I'm omnipotent. "Yeah, but you don't know who's reading this. Just stick in a scene break or something." Fine. ***** Catsy (c'mon, you all knew it was her) sat upstairs, retouching her mascara. Just then, the doorbell rang again. She got up. "Trick-or-treat!" "Come in..." ***** "Brenna! Did you feel that?" "You mean your spike heel in my foot?!" "Oops, sorry. No, that feeling like you're about to get hit over the head with something so obvious?" *Creeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaak!* "IIIIIeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD* "Oowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" (These sounds were, in order, the basement door opening, the falling girl screaming, her hitting each stair on the way down, and Sailor Nova shouting in pain as the girl landed on her.) Sailor Aurora looked over to where the new captive had landed. "Are you okay?" she asked, helping up the girl dressed as Harley Quinn. The girl sat up, took one look at them, and screamed. ***** "Oh, good," said Catsy as she heard a scream drift up through the floor, "they're torturing each other." ***** Sailor Nova threw "Harley" off her and slapped her across the face. Harley stopped screaming and looked at the Sailors again, more carefully this time. She breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh, I'm sorry, for a minute I thought you were dressed as 'Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic.'" "Nope, we're Sailor Scouts. I'm Sailor Nova!" "And I'm Sailor Aurora!" "Hi, I'm Harley Quinn. Nice costumes." "No, we're real--" Sailor Nova started, but she stopped when Sailor Aurora elbowed her in the side. "Don't bother," she whispered, "It's not worth it." Harley asked, " So how are we going to get out of here?" Sailor Aurora answered, "Well, I've got a plan. First we--" Sailor Nova stopped her, and looked meaningfully at the ceiling. ***** "So what do you think?" Sailor Aurora finished. "Nice plan," Harley answered, "But wouldn't it be easier to climb out that window over there?" She pointed to a previously unnoticed window in the upper corner of the room. Sailor Aurora looked sheepish. "Or, we could climb out the window." The Scouts and Harley quickly piled up some boxes and furniture under the window and climbed out. ***** "Thanks for the help!" Harley called as she headed off for some more trick-or-treating. Sailor Aurora turned to Sailor Nova. "Well, I'm ready to go home." Sailor Nova looked at her with an evil smile, nodding at the black duffel bag she still carried. "We're not done yet," she smiled, then broke into maniacal laughter. Sailor Aurora brightened up, "Well, I've got a plan. First we--" ***** Catsy was painting her nails when the doorbell rang. A call followed, but not the one she had expected. "Ding dong, Avon calling!" Her face broghtened up considerably. Catsy stood up and shook her hands violently to dry the nail polish. Then she opened the door... ...And was pelted with eggs by the two fuku-clad teens in the yard. (gee, I wonder who they could be) Catsy screamed and fell to the ground, sobbing. Eventually she went into shock and lay on the ground in a fetal position, repeating "must fix hair, must fix hair" over and over as her blank eyes stared into space. Just then Rubeus appeared, hovering in the air over Catsy's curled form. "Sailor Scouts!" he exclaimed exclaimedly. He went to grab Catsy, (get your mind out of the gutter) but when he touched her he reeled back in disgust. "Ewwwwwwwwww!" he exclaimed, twisting up his face. "You Scouts will suff--!?" He turned to rage at the Scouts, but he couldn't see them anywhere. Suddenly a figure dove out of the bushes and tackled him. "Ha! Eat this, sucker!" Rubeus's eyes went wide as the girl squirted a thick white foam into his mouth. He coughed and sputtered on the shaving cream. He raised his hand to zap the attacker, but found she had dissappeared. Suddenly, (and, of course, without warning) a metal cannister, which, if Rubeus had a chance to observe it at less than the sixty miles an hour it was currently going, would have been clearly identified as a shaving cream can, came flying out of the night (okay, actually it was propelled out of Brenna's hand) and collided with Rubeus's eye. "Ooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! C'mon, Catsy. Let's get outta here! We're better off with the _real_ Sailor Scouts!" "Oh yeah, scum? Tell me this isn't real! Nova Star Explosion!" Sailor Nova's blast threw Rubeus back to the steps of the house, where he landed on Catsy and got egg all over his clothes. He picked Catsy up, flew into the air, and dissappeared> Sailor Aurora cheered, "Yaaaaaaaaaay! We won!" while Sailor Nova did her "V for Victory" dance, making her look remarkably like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction doing the twist. Then she and Sailor Aurora went home. ***** Sailors Nova and Aurora stood under Tasia's window. "Brenna, Make Up!" "Tasia, Make Up!" Tasia looked up at the window and--AAK! The window's on the third floor! How will we get in like this?" "Um, Tasia? I've got a plan. First we--" ***"No, that's okay, you can listen. As I was saying, first we go around to the front door. Then we open it and go in." "Okay, Brenna, good plan." end. ********** Author's Notes: I've got a web page now! Check it out at http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/9675/ Disclaimer & Copyright Notice: The concepts of Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts belong to Naoko Takeuchi. Please don't sue me. I have no money. This story, Tasia, Sailor Nova, Nina, Brenna and Sailor Aurora are (c) 1996 by me. You can archive or distribute this so long as nothing is changed or deleted and no profit is being made.