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The Weird Society Bill of Rights

We the Weird hereby declare that we have certain rights, and among these are the following:

I. The right not to fit into society's narrow mold of what anyone 'should' be, girl, boy, teen, adult, black, white, yellow, red, purple, or whatever.

2. The right to alternate between roman and arabic numerals in our official documents.

III. The right to congregate on and off the internet without people of the so-called "normal" variety disturbing us and annoying us because they do not like what we are.

IV. The right to scream and throw things at the TV when there is an exciting, season-ending cliffhanger.

5. The right to update these at a later time (whenever the President feels like it.)

The Weird Society Constitution

Article I: Name

The name of the organization shall be "The Weird Society."

Article II: Purpose

The purpose of the organization shall be to provide a way for the outcasts of society to congregate, complain, and plot against them. Oh, and to discover that we are not alone, even if we are weird. And all that.

Article III: Membership

q. Qualifications for membership:

c. Member must be between the ages of 11 and 29.

b. Member must not fit society's definition of what they should be.

a. Member must have an email address and regular web access.

m. Types of membership:

d. Active member: one who contributed writing or artwork to the last or upcoming issue of Weird Society Magazine. An active member can vote in all elections and referendums and recieves a free copy of Weird Society Magazine.

e. Inactive member: one who has not contributed to the last or upcoming issue of Weird Society Magazine. An inactive member can only recieve the magazine if s/he pays for it, and cannot vote except in special referendums.

f. Friend: once an active or inactive member reaches the age of 30, s/he is automatically a Friend of the Weird Society.

Article IV: Officers

z. President: The president shall be Renee Perry until such time as she no longer wants to be President. At this point, provision 'y' will take effect.

y. The president shall be elected by online ballot each February 29. S/he shall serve for a term of four years unless s/he doesn't, in which case the clerk takes over.

x. Clerk: The clerk shall be Renee Perry until such time as this club actually has some members and someone else can take over the job. At this point, provision 'v' will take effect.

v. The clerk shall be nominated by the president and approved by a majority of the members.

Article V: Provisions for Amendment

This article can be amended at any time with a 2/3 vote in special referendum and approval of the president and clerk.

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